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      Here is a good analogy of what is going on with the french people & the country of France right now:

      Characters:

      Screetch - a really skinny nerdy guy with no muscles and no power. Really thick glasses. A true dork.

      Bouncer - a really big, muscular, arrogant guy who kicks ass and has never had his ass whipped before & gets all the ladies.

      Roles:

      Screetch - as france

      Bouncer - as the USA

      Story Line:
      Screetch is in love with this really hot chick. He is trying everything in his power to get this chick to like him. He has tried flowers, gifts, love letters, & has even tried that human pheromone shit that is supposed to be irresistable to all women. After all his hard work, he is growing on the chick and she is starting to like him........ Then bouncer comes along, sweeps the chick off her feet and starts banging her on a daily basis. He makes her stop talking to Screetch completely and calls screetch a nerd to his face and takes his lunch money.

      Moral to the story:
      Screetch is pissed, he hates bouncer, he thinks he is arrogant & wants to kick his ass so bad, but he knows he is a skinny little punk and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it.

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      ...as if his ego wasn't big enough allready.
      The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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      haha, well you get the idea. France hates us but there is nothing they can do about it, lol.

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      Ummm... If it's an analogy, it's supposed to mimic events that have recently happened.

      What has the US taken or done to piss off France?

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      Originally posted by Got Gear?
      Ummm... If it's an analogy, it's supposed to mimic events that have recently happened.

      What has the US taken or done to piss off France?
      Oh boy - here we go again...

      The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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      Originally posted by Got Gear?
      Ummm... If it's an analogy, it's supposed to mimic events that have recently happened.

      What has the US taken or done to piss off France?
      here we go again, its not a true analogy, you are correct about that, but the point is, for whatever reason, they hate the USA and there is nothing they can do about it, lol.

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      Originally posted by LadiesMan
      here we go again, its not a true analogy, you are correct about that, but the point is, for whatever reason, they hate the USA and there is nothing they can do about it, lol.
      Lol.. OK

      Was just trying to figure out WTF I missed.

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