long story....

[daved150]

Tweetmost of you guys know i had a weight problem. trying to loose fat, i baught a weight set, and a gazell...yes, Tony Little led me to bodybuilding, go figure, lol. i lost the weight, got more muscular and have not done cardio in 2 years...this summer was gonna be diff. i was gonna buy a treadmill and loose that little extra, and be really jacked...company i worked for closed, didnt buy the treadmill, but kept looking...and looking..and looking.

stay with me here...about 2 years ago i ran an add for a 2002 taurus i took in trade. it had fender damage (so i put it in the body shop), had 58k and was pretty basic pl, pw, tilt cruise and such...nothing fancy, but a good price leader. i ran it in the paper for $6595, but becouser it was in the bodyshop, i told the ad girl just to use a "file photo". we get this customer in on the unit the next day. my salesman, witch was a new guy, landed him on THE taurus from the add...one problem...the add taurus was still in the body shop...he landed the guy on a fresh trade. a 2002 taurus sel LOADED...moonroof, leather, six disc. 52k, the whole nine yards!! when the kid braught me the purchase agreement, i was like..NO FUGGIN WAY!!!! i cant do this deal!! you landed him on the wrong unit...so, i go in for the t.o. and get the typical, "your add said..." "this isnt how to do biz..." i decided it would be much better to sell him the car for that (an honest 200$ loser!!!) that to have him bash us all over...tech. i had disclaimers that the photo's may not rep. the car, and we have the right to refuse service, blah, blah, blah...but...whatever...the right thing, is the right thing...he made out and was happy...

fast forward 2 yrs....when we go to the mall, we always pack outside sports authority, and cut through there, so i can look at the treadmills i WONT be buying...this sunday was no diff. walking through i see a unit that was marked down from 1199 to 799...but, there was a sign on it (hand wrote) "take an extra 50% off lowest ticketed price"...i'm thinking...noway. i grab this kid walking buy, and say hey...i can pick up this unit for around 400$?...he looks at the sign and say's "yep"..i took one of the tickets out of the holder and said, "write it up son, i'm in!!!". so we percede to a closed regester, he writes it up, i'm thinking...this cant be right...this had to be for the floor unit...1199 down to 400? no way. the assistant managing girl comes over to check on the transaction and notices right away...just what i said. that extra 50% off was for the floor unit only...i was about to say ok and walk away, but i thaught maybe becouse of the misunderstanding, i can get the floor unit for 50$ cheaper or free delivery or something, so i ask to speak to the store manager..as soon as he came around the corner, my wife said i got a shyt eating grin on my face..what do ya know it was one eyed Willy McTaurus!!!! i let him go on for about 2min's, then i interupted him and said..."by the way...how's the taurus"...he say "great..." looked at me for a moment, then he face went blank...uhuh, yep...thats right...let it all sink in for a moment...5,4,3,2 and...."josh, would you give mr d150 a hand loading his new treadmil"!!! lmao....KARMA is a biotch!!!...so i got my treadmill...now, i just gotta figure out how i'm gonna use it

[kite]

Tweetlmfao, good one Dave. That's some funny shiot right there.

[angryoldman]

TweetThat was too long of a story for me to read. I have ADHD. Can you sum it up for me. All I could manage was that you traded a 2002 Ford Taurus for a treadmill. Which sounds like a fair trade to me.

[horsepwr]

Tweetdam, I bet that was nice! I bet you did have a shytty grin going on when you saw Mr. Taurus. Good for you...and him.lmao

oh, and you run on the treadmill

[kite]

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That was too long of a story for me to read. I have ADHD. Can you sum it up for me. All I could manage was that you traded a 2002 Ford Taurus for a treadmill. Which sounds like a fair trade to me.

Dave made him tickle his taint.

[angryoldman]

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Dave made him tickle his taint.

BWAAAA!!

[trip]

Tweetroflmao, just goes to prove, it does all come out in the wash, and there is such a thing as karma

[Klash]

TweetLOL! That's phucking great!!!

[Rolsroyce]

Tweetnice job dave

[supasaiyan99]

TweetAwesome bro!!!