i need to hire this guy!!!

[daved150]

TweetEddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her
boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He
won't even be able to get his pants down and call me when it's over."
She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing
hard, she managed to reply, "The b-st-rd had all quarters!"

[McKenzie]

TweetLOL

[bgpittbull81]

TweetLMFAO!!!! GOOD ONE BROTHA...

[superdog]

TweetThat was pretty good.

[supasaiyan99]

TweetLol!!!! Nice!!!

[Merc]

TweetLOL

[kite]

Tweetlmao

[BM]

TweetGOOD ONE

[6p6]

Tweetso he must have been good then!

[venom27]

Tweethaha funny ****

[a-bomb83]

TweetLMAO

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHAHA! To bad he didn't have pesos. He would've had all day!

[oddball]

Tweetlmao