Ahmed goes to Heaven

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TweetSo Ahmed dies and goes to heaven

There at the gates he is greated by an old man with a big beard
Ahmed exclaimed: "Mohammed, is that you?"

The old man said, no I am Saint Peter, Mohamed is up there, pointing higher.

so Ahmed takes the stairs and goes a level up!

There he is greated by another old man with a beard, Ahmed exclaimed
"Mohammed is that you!!!!!"

No said the old man, Im Moise, Mohammed is up there! poiting at the stairs!


So Ahmed goes up another level and see a man with a beard, he said "are you mohammed!!! Mohammed!!!! it is you!"

So the man replied 'No ahmed, I am jesus, Mohammed is up there"


so ahmed feels happy thinking that really Jesus was the second prophet after the prophet of all prophet Mohamed! Many his religion is really the one


So Ahmed goes another level up and there is sees a man sitting on a chair, with a long beard!


Ahmed exclaimed, MOHAMMED!!!!!! is that you!!!!

so the man replies " NO I am God, ahmed are you looking for Mohammed?"

ahmed says Yes I am,
God replies, Oh Mohammed is up there!


So Ahmed feels super joy thinking that Mohammed is higher than the so called christian god, thinking Mohammed is higher than God and Jesus.


God tells Ahmed, Do you want a coffee
Ahmed says, yes please, two sugars two cream

So God exclaimed with all his majestic voice




Mohammed come here! Mohamed gets down the stairs!














God shouted "Bring coffee, two sugars two cream, fast!"

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TweetLMAO, that's so wrong!!!

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