CHINESE NEWLYWED

[SMILEY FACE]

TweetA Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under
the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries
to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I
plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you wan,
you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly), for her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan..... numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he queries: "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

[SMILEY FACE]

TweetLMALO BIG TIME YEAH THIS IS MY FUS TIME

[Blackfoot]

TweetLOL. Funny man.