Tweetfunny bro.
TweetQ. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
A. Nothing you already told the ***** one time!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called **** scrapes.
Q. What do you call kids born in *****houses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
TweetQ. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
lmao! That's the funniest one!