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    1. 10-12-2005, 03:27 PM #1
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      So last night I am in bed with my gf, she sighed and says

      GF: "You really have small balls"

      322: "What? What do you means?"

      GF: "Yes they are small, not normal they are that small, why are they small"

      322: "I dunno, maybe I am made this way!"

      GF: "Im asking you a question, why are they tiny lil nuts? Do you take something, tell me!"

      322: "What the hell! Why you saying this, you have no conception of facts that my balls are small and were reduced because im using something eh!"

      GF: "Liar, they are not hanging, they are stuck in the ceiling, the tiny nuts are grabbed in the tree, raisin bran let's call these balls, mini ball you have!"

      GF: "Hobbits'ball you have, hey frodo, midget testicules"

      322: "mouhhahahahahahahahahahahaha"

      GF: "Ive asked a trainer and two bodybuilders at my job, and everything they told me is happening here!"

      322: "Good! call me muscle nuts!"

      GF: "Thats it im gonna inject myself some drano, or snif some comet, hell its gonna make me bigger *now gf doing a double front bicep pose in her bed*, "look at me look at me, I have small balls but big guns!!!!!"

      322: "bwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! *im seriously rolling on the bed laughing my small balls off"



      Yes my gf is a freak, after a two hours questionning by a funny woman with the lips of angelina jolie, I didnt said anything!

      she took my silence as a yes!

      she offered me a syrinque of coffee this morning tho! ::busted
      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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    2. 10-12-2005, 03:30 PM #2
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      3V has small cojones everyone!
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      bummer
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      SUCH A BIG GUY WITH LITTLE NUTS
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      LOL! She's must be the one. Sounds like she would get along great with your mom!
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      Sorry for your luck Bro, lol! Hey, if she has lips like Angelia's, you musta did something right!
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    10. 10-12-2005, 06:40 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by mick-G
      Sorry for your luck Bro, lol! Hey, if she has lips like Angelia's, you musta did something right!
      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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      lol at mick
      If bigger is better then im better than ever !
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      hobbits balls you have, thats classic. lol
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      Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
      *now gf doing a double front bicep pose in her bed*, "look at me look at me, I have small balls but big guns!!!!!"
      LMFAO!
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      thats some funny shit bro.
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      LOL, vandoo your girl sounds a bit like mine - except less bitter about the whole AAS thing. The syringe of coffee is classic!
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      this is a great wake up story, thanks Vandoo, it was better than coffee lol
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