Two weeks ago my best friend told me this story, im sure you gonna like!
My friend is a sales rep for a major bottling company, one of his clients is a big distillery out in Nova Scotia. So the owner of the business went to my friend's work to meet him he told him this:
"Well last month I went to france for a business trip as we also into wine and spirits from europe, so I met with that frenchman the owner of a big castle and wineyard.
Him: Well I have alot of business in Quebec!
french: Quebec! Oh my, they talk like dogs I tell you
him: Pardon?
french: Yes, yes oui, french canadians are fucking dogs, they talk and walks like *****es and dogs!
(so that distillery owner, his wife is quebecer)
so he reply
him: Sir, all these trees on the side of the roads, what use are they?
french: I dont know, there always been there
him : Oh its because Ive heard that the german didnt like to walk under the sun!
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