Joke...

[McKenzie]

TweetA GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT
HIM AND SAY HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
TO WHICH, SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

[FUZO]

TweetYOU KNOW I HAD TO READ THAT 3X BEFORE I GOT IT

[PIT]

TweetNice...

[Testify]

TweetLOL that a good one.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetPRETTY FUNNY!

O2

[T-Man007]

Tweetroflmao!

That's like the lady who gets held up at gun point and the police ask her "did you see the mans face?" She says "not really". "Can you tell how tall he was?" "Not really" "Can you remember his hair color?" "Not really." "Ma'am, do you remeber anything?" "Yes, he had a nickle plated 357 revolver with a black handle...."