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TweetJack does not mind me sharing his poem he sent me!
Was so sweet, He wrote it himself!!!!!!!!
>>Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
>>And all ower da hood;
>>ereybody wuz' sleepin';
>>Dey wuz sleepin' good.
>>
>>We hunged up our stockings;
>>An hoped like de' heck;
>>That old Santa Clause;
>>Be bringin' our check.
>>
>>All o'de fambily;
>>Wuz layin in de beds;
>>While Ripple and Thunderbird;
>>Danced through dey heads.
>>
>>I passed out inna' flo;
>>Right nex to my Maw;
>>When I heard sech a fuss;
>>I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
>>
>>I looked out thru de bars;
>>What covered my doe;
>>'spectin' de sheriff;
>>Wif a warrent fo sho.
>>
>>And what did I see;
>>I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
>>Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
>>Pulled by giant warf rats!!
>>
>>Now ober all de years;
>>Santa Clause, he be white;
>>But looks liken us bros;
>>Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
>>
>>Faster dan a Po'lees car;
>>My home boy he came;
>>He whupped on dem warf rats;
>>An' called dem by name!
>>
>>On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
>>And on Willie Lee;
>>On Saphire, on Chenequa;
>>Dey wuz a site to see!!
>>
>>As he landed dat watta' mellon;
>>Out der in da skreet;
>>I knowed it was fo' sho';
>>Da damndest site I ebber did see.
>>
>>He didn't go down no chimbley;
>>He picked da' lock on my doe;
>>An' I sez to myself;
>>"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
>>
>>He had dis big bag;
>>Full of prezents I 'xpect;
>>Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
>>To wear roun' my neck.
>>
>>But he left no good prezents;
>>Jus started stealing my shit;
>>Got my roids, and my protein,
>>Even got my burglar's kit!!
>>
>>Wit my stuff in de bag;
>>Out da window he flewed;
>>I woudda' tried to catched him;
>>But he stoled my 'nife too!!
>>
>>He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
>>An' whipped out a switch;
>>He wuz gone in a seccon';
>>Dat son of a *****!!
>>
>>Next year I be hopin':
>>Anutha Sanna we git;
>>Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
>>Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
>>
>>Merry Crimmus!
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