magic sandles

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TweetA married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They
> >> > were touring around the marketplace looking at the
> >> > goods and such when they passed this small sandal
> >> > shop.
> >> >?
> >> > From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
> >> > Jamaican accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come
> >> > into my humble shop!"
> >> >?
> >> > So the married couple walked in.
> >> >?
> >> > The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
> >> > sandals I think you would be interested in.? Dey
> >> > make you wild at sex."
> >> >?
> >> > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> >> > sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
> >> > felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god
> >> > he was.?
> >> >?
> >> > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
> >> > you into a sex freak?"
> >> >?
> >> > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
> >> >?
> >> > So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> >> > finally gave in, and tried them on.? As soon as he
> >> > slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
> >> > his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many
> >> > years!? In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
> >> > the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
> >> > yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
> >> > pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
> >> > hips.
> >> >?
> >> > The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on
> >> > the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"

[kite]

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[supasaiyan99]

TweetLOL....sick, but hilarious!

[venom27]

Tweetwow very sick but funny