Free Porn!

[GordonGecko]

Not really but to make a long story short (LOL) I never sport wood seeing hot women in public. Even at strip clubs it takes A LOT for my flag to salute. This week I was shopping at Ambercrombie and the girl at the counter was about 18 years old, blonde hair, tan, nice face, but she had a short tan skirt on with some clogs. When she turned around and started folding my clothes my pants rose about 10 inches. Damn she had the best a$$ and legs...

Moral of the story is if you want to see some action for free go shopping at A & F...

THE END!

[THE JUICE]

im the same way bro, been to some strip clubs and never pop wood. I only pop wood when im with my girl and her kisses OOHHHHHH MY GOD, WOW i love them

[rude]

Re: Free Porn!

Originally posted by GordonGecko
Not really but to make a long story short (LOL) I never sport wood seeing hot women in public. Even at strip clubs it takes A LOT for my flag to salute. This week I was shopping at Ambercrombie and the girl at the counter was about 18 years old, blonde hair, tan, nice face, but she had a short tan skirt on with some clogs. When she turned around and started folding my clothes my pants rose about 10 inches. Damn she had the best a$$ and legs...

Moral of the story is if you want to see some action for free go shopping at A & F...

THE END!

LOL

[Luftdude]

Lol, I swear to God as long as I lived that I have never had my flag salute hot or semi-hot girls in Houston. But at the Austin airport today it was standing straight up b/c of all the UT hottie chicks leaving for other places.

[skinnyhb]

i work at abercrombie. makes the day go by faster when you are working with hot chicks, but it sucks too because you have to go into work caring what you look like.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by Luftdude
Lol, I swear to God as long as I lived that I have never had my flag salute hot or semi-hot girls in Houston. But at the Austin airport today it was standing straight up b/c of all the UT hottie chicks leaving for other places.

i go to austin sometimes damn some of the most succulent hunnies in the world my wife always tells me to put my tongue back in my mouth before i step on it.

[AceDaBoss]

Ok I got a better story than both of those combined. About 3 years ago my company flew me to Texas and set me up with a sweet apartment for 3 months. My job was to hire high school and college babes to work at the Kiosks in several malls to sell cheap sunglasses. I was only allowed to hire females and all my expenses were covered. In the beginning I worked the shifts at some of the malls because I did not have enough people hired at first. The first day I am working this Hot Red Head with a smokin body and ass (And I usually HATE REDHEADS) Keeps walking by me and smiling. About 1/2 hour later whe comes up to me and says "Hi My name is Sandy, and my birthday is tomorrow and I have nothing to do" I say "Now you do, me" She laughed and I asked her if she wanted to go to a party later. Keep in mind I have only been in Texas for 2 days and I know 1 other person.

So another hour goes by and Sandy comes up to me and tries to tell me while crying that she can;t go. Because her best friend is really upset and she really needs to chear her up. So I say introduce her to me I;ll chear her up. So Kim arrives a drop dead gorgeous Blonde perfect body and ass, just smoking. So I invite her to the party as well. But the problem is I don't know of any party. But I got 2 hot babes in my car. So I drive around and when I see a dark house I say "That sucks they must have gone somewhere else"

So the girls say let's go back to your apartment. I say ok we can do that if you really want. Now these girls are best friends and both smoking. I am putting zero effort into seducing them because they were fighting with each other to seduce me.

I know this is a long post but well worth it. The first night I banged 1 of them when the other fell asleep, the next night I banged the 2nd one. By the 3rd or 4th day I was doing them both at the same time. Since I hardly new anyone in Texas I told them you 2 are always welcome here.

The funniest part about the whole thing was they both had boyfriends, who were constantly calling their cell phones demanding to know where they are. I was so tempted to grab the phone and say look pal they are in bed with me. But I stayed out of it. These girls were so damb cool as well. For example they told me that they had to go see their boyfriends because it has been like 10 days since they left my house. I told them it was cool. I understand, see you when I see you. Within 45 minutes they were back at my place ripping theur boyfriends for the assholes they were, and the girls were even sweet enough to stop at outback on the way back and hook me up with a Prime Rib, shrimp you name it.


This was 1 hell of a 3 months. Both girls stayed at my apartment every night of the 3 months I was in Texas. The redhead just turned 21 and the blonde was only 19. But you name it they were down for it.

One of the best 3 months of my life


PS I did feel sorry for their boyfriends if they had any clue as to what was going on



Anyone have a good story like so? I have many more

[GordonGecko]

Man that story sounds too good to be true.

[rado]

jackass

[THE JUICE]

If someone were to mess with my girl I'd me on "Americas Most Wanted" and my girl would have been history. But again some girls aint worht a damn, once a cheat always a cheater.





Good post too bro

[dreamgirl]

what a story, I'm such a goodie-goodie, I've never done anything like that, lol. as for short skirts? they are the biggest turn on for guys... married for almost 6 years, it's the one thing that my husband can't get enough of, and especially if i am wearing a thong underneath... I'll stop now

[SINA]

Originally posted by AceDaBoss
Ok I got a better story than both of those combined. About 3 years ago my company flew me to Texas and set me up with a sweet apartment for 3 months. My job was to hire high school and college babes to work at the Kiosks in several malls to sell cheap sunglasses. I was only allowed to hire females and all my expenses were covered. In the beginning I worked the shifts at some of the malls because I did not have enough people hired at first. The first day I am working this Hot Red Head with a smokin body and ass (And I usually HATE REDHEADS) Keeps walking by me and smiling. About 1/2 hour later whe comes up to me and says "Hi My name is Sandy, and my birthday is tomorrow and I have nothing to do" I say "Now you do, me" She laughed and I asked her if she wanted to go to a party later. Keep in mind I have only been in Texas for 2 days and I know 1 other person.

So another hour goes by and Sandy comes up to me and tries to tell me while crying that she can;t go. Because her best friend is really upset and she really needs to chear her up. So I say introduce her to me I;ll chear her up. So Kim arrives a drop dead gorgeous Blonde perfect body and ass, just smoking. So I invite her to the party as well. But the problem is I don't know of any party. But I got 2 hot babes in my car. So I drive around and when I see a dark house I say "That sucks they must have gone somewhere else"

So the girls say let's go back to your apartment. I say ok we can do that if you really want. Now these girls are best friends and both smoking. I am putting zero effort into seducing them because they were fighting with each other to seduce me.

I know this is a long post but well worth it. The first night I banged 1 of them when the other fell asleep, the next night I banged the 2nd one. By the 3rd or 4th day I was doing them both at the same time. Since I hardly new anyone in Texas I told them you 2 are always welcome here.

The funniest part about the whole thing was they both had boyfriends, who were constantly calling their cell phones demanding to know where they are. I was so tempted to grab the phone and say look pal they are in bed with me. But I stayed out of it. These girls were so damb cool as well. For example they told me that they had to go see their boyfriends because it has been like 10 days since they left my house. I told them it was cool. I understand, see you when I see you. Within 45 minutes they were back at my place ripping theur boyfriends for the assholes they were, and the girls were even sweet enough to stop at outback on the way back and hook me up with a Prime Rib, shrimp you name it.


This was 1 hell of a 3 months. Both girls stayed at my apartment every night of the 3 months I was in Texas. The redhead just turned 21 and the blonde was only 19. But you name it they were down for it.

One of the best 3 months of my life


PS I did feel sorry for their boyfriends if they had any clue as to what was going on



Anyone have a good story like so? I have many more

are you still in touch with them, cause I'm going there next week for business.

[Luftdude]

Originally posted by jipped genes
i go to austin sometimes damn some of the most succulent hunnies in the world my wife always tells me to put my tongue back in my mouth before i step on it.

Lol, I'm moving there by September 1st. I'm going to have fun I know

[DiamondBling]

Originally posted by AceDaBoss
Ok I got a better story than both of those combined. About 3 years ago my company flew me to Texas and set me up with a sweet apartment for 3 months. My job was to hire high school and college babes to work at the Kiosks in several malls to sell cheap sunglasses. I was only allowed to hire females and all my expenses were covered. In the beginning I worked the shifts at some of the malls because I did not have enough people hired at first. The first day I am working this Hot Red Head with a smokin body and ass (And I usually HATE REDHEADS) Keeps walking by me and smiling. About 1/2 hour later whe comes up to me and says "Hi My name is Sandy, and my birthday is tomorrow and I have nothing to do" I say "Now you do, me" She laughed and I asked her if she wanted to go to a party later. Keep in mind I have only been in Texas for 2 days and I know 1 other person.

So another hour goes by and Sandy comes up to me and tries to tell me while crying that she can;t go. Because her best friend is really upset and she really needs to chear her up. So I say introduce her to me I;ll chear her up. So Kim arrives a drop dead gorgeous Blonde perfect body and ass, just smoking. So I invite her to the party as well. But the problem is I don't know of any party. But I got 2 hot babes in my car. So I drive around and when I see a dark house I say "That sucks they must have gone somewhere else"

So the girls say let's go back to your apartment. I say ok we can do that if you really want. Now these girls are best friends and both smoking. I am putting zero effort into seducing them because they were fighting with each other to seduce me.

I know this is a long post but well worth it. The first night I banged 1 of them when the other fell asleep, the next night I banged the 2nd one. By the 3rd or 4th day I was doing them both at the same time. Since I hardly new anyone in Texas I told them you 2 are always welcome here.

The funniest part about the whole thing was they both had boyfriends, who were constantly calling their cell phones demanding to know where they are. I was so tempted to grab the phone and say look pal they are in bed with me. But I stayed out of it. These girls were so damb cool as well. For example they told me that they had to go see their boyfriends because it has been like 10 days since they left my house. I told them it was cool. I understand, see you when I see you. Within 45 minutes they were back at my place ripping theur boyfriends for the assholes they were, and the girls were even sweet enough to stop at outback on the way back and hook me up with a Prime Rib, shrimp you name it.


This was 1 hell of a 3 months. Both girls stayed at my apartment every night of the 3 months I was in Texas. The redhead just turned 21 and the blonde was only 19. But you name it they were down for it.

One of the best 3 months of my life


PS I did feel sorry for their boyfriends if they had any clue as to what was going on


Anyone have a good story like so? I have many more

LOL, I smell............

[wrstlr69sdnl]

Damn Im at Flag Status Mostly All Day Lol