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So I'm driving to go pick up my daughter

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  • So I'm driving to go pick up my daughter

    from camp with my wife. We are listening to some radio station on Sirius - 80's I think. My wife is singing along happily when she stops - interrupting my thoughts of despair and angst.

    Wife - "Why don't you ever sing along to the radio? You're not a bad singer."

    Auriflex - "Have you ever heard stories about joyful songbirds, when caged, never sing again?"


    That was the most peaceful 60min drive I've had in a long time.

  • #2
    Yikes!

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    • #3
      maybe she got sleepy and isnt really planning your death as we speak.

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      • #4
        clever remark

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        • #5
          Re: So I'm driving to go pick up my daughter

          Originally posted by Auriflex
          from camp with my wife. We are listening to some radio station on Sirius - 80's I think. My wife is singing along happily when she stops - interrupting my thoughts of despair and angst.

          Wife - "Why don't you ever sing along to the radio? You're not a bad singer."

          Auriflex - "Have you ever heard stories about joyful songbirds, when caged, never sing again?"


          That was the most peaceful 60min drive I've had in a long time.
          I thought I saw her at the Rent-All center asking how to clean a woodchipper-


          Oppps............ my wife, sorry
          So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
          the truth is all within yourself

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          • #6
            *tinfish raises one eyebrow*

            whoa
            Tinfish@Ziplip.com
            Mod @ SM

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            • #7
              geez, u sure you want to still be married?

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              • #8
                Actually, she called me an Ass, then didnt talk to me. :p

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                • #9
                  LOL!!! I call my hubby an "ASS" all the time when he pisses me off too... OH NO!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dreamgirl
                    geez, u sure you want to still be married?
                    He has multiple wives, I'm the leader of the pack.

                    Or was it one wife, with multiple personalities? :p Just teasin' ya babe!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Auriflex
                      Actually, she called me an Ass, then didnt talk to me. :p
                      My wife's term of endearment is f**king a**hole, but she doesn't stop talking after that, LOL:p
                      So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
                      the truth is all within yourself

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                      • #12
                        I've been called worse, I cannot repeat it.

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                        • #13
                          auri ill enver call u an ass!
                          The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

                          njjuiceer@cyber-rights.net

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                          • #14
                            LMAO!!!!!!!!
                            three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by njjuicer
                              auri ill enver call u an ass!
                              You had me at "enver"

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