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just a thought redneck style

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  • just a thought redneck style

    Anabolik steroids are synthetik male hormones thut thar help athletes tuh grow larguh muscles 'n become stronger, pardner. Ah study ferm thar dang University uv Texas shows thut thar anabolik steroids may not bay as dangerous as many physicians believe, pardner. (1), Leroy!

    Y'alls livuh am loaded n'all chemicals called enzymes, pardner. When y'alls livuh am damaged, thut thar thar re-leases these enzymes into y'alls bloodstream, so doctors measure livuh damage bar measurin' blood levels uv enzymes. However, many uv these enzymes are also found 'n muscle cells 'n liftin' heavy weights damages muscles, causin' these same enzymes tuh accumulate 'n thar dang bloodstream, hot damn! An enzyme called GGTP is found 'n livuh but not muscle cells, 'n many uv thar dang cousins who wuz re-ported tuh have livuh damage did not have elevated levels uv GGTP, showin' thut thar there wuz muscle damage ferm liftin' weights 'n no livuh damage, pardner. So many re-ports uv livuh damage n'all anabolik steroids are incorrect because thar dang abnormal livuh testes wuz caused bar liftin' weights 'n not bar ah damaged liver, pardner
    Stuck in the Desert.

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    HEY IM FROM ALABAMA AND WE DONT TALK THAT WAY ATLEAST I DONT I CANT SAY THE SAME FOR BEAST AND LEAN THO

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    • #3
      um, oook... i'm gonna have to ask njjuicer to translate that for me....

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      • #4
        i was bored and i decied to put that artical throu a translator....thought it came out funny
        try it out ......its funn

        Stuck in the Desert.

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        • #5
          Lol, you don't need nj to translate it man. I can translate it perfectly. Cause that thar is Texas speak. It ain't redneck speak lol.

          LD
          RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

          Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

          chris_93_jeep@msn.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LOCO
            um, oook... i'm gonna have to ask njjuicer to translate that for me....

            for reals cuz i cant make out a sentence up in there. where NJJUICER when u need him.?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Luftdude
              Lol, you don't need nj to translate it man. I can translate it perfectly. Cause that thar is Texas speak. It ain't redneck speak lol.

              LD
              redneck.. just admit it :p

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              • #8
                Lol, yea, you're right, I got a little redneck streak

                LD
                RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

                Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

                chris_93_jeep@msn.com

                mod @ garageboard.com

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