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Tweet> >> > Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
> >> > their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called
> >>out
> >> > to them,
> >> >
> >> > "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
> >> >
> >> > "Sure," they said, "You're welcome."
> >> >
> >> > So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of
> >> > the newcomer.
> >> >
> >> > Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the
> >> > newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
> >> >
> >> > "I'm a hit man," was the reply.
> >> >
> >> > "You're joking!" was the response..
> >> >
> >> > "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling
> >> > out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic
> >> > sight. "Here are my tools."
> >> >
> >> > "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend,
> >> > "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from
> >> > here."
> >> >
> >> > So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
> >> > direction of his house.
> >> >
> >> > "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I
> >> > can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the
> >> > bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!
> >> >
> >> > What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with
> >>her.
> >> > He's naked as well! The *****!"
> >> >
> >> > He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
> >> >
> >> > "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I
> >> > pull the trigger."
> >> >
> >> > "Can you do two for me now?"
> >> >
> >> > "Sure, what do you want?"
> >> >
> >> > "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in
> >> > the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a
> >>lad,
> >> > so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
> >> >
> >> > The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still
> >> > for a few minutes.
> >> >
> >> > "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
> >> >
> >> > "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I
> >> > think I can save you a grand here....."

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