TweetLOL
TweetA bit drunk last night I've looked throught my father's music and this song, Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You, alway bring me a big fucking smile!!!
If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
TweetLmfao good one Vandoo
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Tweetlol that's so true..... just the other day i was listening to mojo radio am640 and the topic was 'marrying beautiful women'.. and then they had callers call in, and almost all of the ones that ended up marrying a pretty girl, said they regret doing it... and couple of guys called in and said they have ugly women and they are happy with them... hehe...
Tweetha thats funny
TweetI LOVE UGLY WOMEN
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TweetI honestly think I'm going for ugly women from here on out. Pretty girls=problems.
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TweetHAHA great song
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TweetHey Vandoo,
Hey bro I play blues out on the weekends sometimes with my boys that play out for a living. Great f'ing song. may I turn them on to it? With proper credit of course.
Reminds me a bit of Muddy Waters!
TweetSo Vandoo, are you married? If so what does your wife look like?
TweetDude, I had an ex g/f that was really hot. She was 33 and ALL woman - her shit wouldn't stop (legs, ass and D-DD breasts).................
man, what a f*ckin B I T C H (unless it was convieniant for her to be nice). No way I would have married her!!!! HELL NO!!!
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