funny email from my brother

[lxorl]

Tweetbeen laughing my ass off for 15 min straight now..

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I just went to Cheeburger Cheeburger to eat by myself at lunch a half hour ago, and half way through the meal, I realized that some of my fries had pubic hair on them.

No ****ing joke----looked exactly like pubic hair. It's posiible that it was something else, but with out CSI testing---who knows. My waitress, and then the manager where immediately like---i'm so sorry your meal is comped---do you want something else. yea---a million dollars would nice!

I'm so ****ing pissed now. I left more than 60% of my lunch and just got up and left. I saure I accidentally ate a bit of what ever it was. The manager obviously was comping the meal, but I was trying to decide what I should do about it. I had no real witnesses since I was eating alone. Didn't know whether I should have called the cops or something. Then ---- what if I had made a big deal out of it, and then it did end up being some kind of shavings from onion rings ---or somehting like that.

I really looked like some kid grabbed a clump out of his pants and fried it in with my fries!

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetDAMN WORKERS ....I THINK ALL OF THEM IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY NEED TO WEAR HAIR NETS

[lxorl]

Tweetin their pants??

lol

DAMN WORKERS ....I THINK ALL OF THEM IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY NEED TO WEAR HAIR NETS

[McKenzie]

TweetCall the cops or something ... lol. That is pretty good...I feel for him. I cant watch fastfood prepared cuz I will lose my appetite. I just have to wait and think pleasant thoughts until I get my order.

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetlol

[T-Man007]

TweetDamn, that sucks. My wife foudn a bug in her salad from Wendy's once and she will never step foot in one again. We could be on a 300 mile drive and the ony place will be Wendy's and she will say 'keep driving'. I bet he never eats there again, I sure as hell wouldn't.

[kite]

TweetMaybe they were just trying to offer him dental floss?

[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol....I hardly pay attention to what I'm eating if I'm really hungry! I always seem to notice after it's already in my mouth!!! Lice and all!

[a-bomb83]

Tweetyou get that shit on fried chicken a lot. its not hair. now, if they were in fact little black curlies, then yes, i would have made a scene. some punk kid was trying to immulate the movie "waiting" probably.

[lxorl]

Tweetthat movie is great..... "look at the brain"

you get that shit on fried chicken a lot. its not hair. now, if they were in fact little black curlies, then yes, i would have made a scene. some punk kid was trying to immulate the movie "waiting" probably.