Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

[Shiner22nd]

TweetThought his might be a nice little thread to brighton up our Monday morning...

1.) Gf worked @ a tanning salon, and I used to go visit her after work in college. She used to have her friend take over for her when I got there and then we could go tan. Then one day, she pulled me into her booth for the 20 minutes.....needless to say, I made tanning a DAILY habit!
2.) She used to page me with a code on my pager back in high school for different places she wanted to hook up......sexiest codes I ever did read!!!
3.) Had the cleaning lady @ another GF's work, walk in on us, then start sayin Shiii in spanish or something!!! She just stood there for almost 20 seconds and gauked @ it. My GF didn't even stop (LOL) and then the lady spit out something in some other language.....Couldn't stop laughing for hours after that LOLLOLOL

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetWHAT WERE THE CODES?? I THINK I GOT THEM TOO....


















JUST KIDDIN!!!
O2

[ByRoN]

TweetMY G/F HAD JUST GOTTEN IN FROM A TRIP BOUT 2 MONTHS AGO SO WE STAYED AT HER PARENTS HOUSE WE "SLEPT" ON DIFFRENT COUCHES HAD SEX ON ONE OF THEM AND HER PARENTS ROOM WAS TOUCHING THE LIVING ROOM.

ON THE WAY HOME FROM HER PARENTS THE OTHER NIGHT SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD I WAS DRIVING HER ECLIPSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF ME! SHE GOT OFF AND WAS FINISHING ME AND A COP DROVE RIGHT BY US! I WAS A LITTLE SHAKEN UP!

[Shiner22nd]

TweetLOL....no she had codes like "7-11" and stuff like that. We hooked up in front of a 7-11 one time and then realized how bad that could have been if we'd been caught. Might have been a better idea to park a couple more spaces down. LOL

[Shiner22nd]

TweetAtta boy Byron! nicely done

[ByRoN]

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LOL....no she had codes like "7-11" and stuff like that. We hooked up in front of a 7-11 one time and then realized how bad that could have been if we'd been caught. Might have been a better idea to park a couple more spaces down. LOL

i bet mike was watching ya with his cameras through the slerpy machine!

[O2BESOHUGE]

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i bet mike was watching ya with his cameras through the slerpy machine!

GOOD ONE BYRON!!

O2

[Shiner22nd]

TweetI was wondering what that was?!?!?! Suddenly I'm scared ....