TweetI HAVE SOME OF THOSE,LOL
Tweet1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay.
> It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
spent
>the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the
Oprah
>Diet.
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a
dog, but
>gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
>delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.
And
>just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get
your
>ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a
cat..."Bun-bun, come
>to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
>nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
on
>bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs
feet,
>or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking
>lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
>bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man
will
>never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy
>Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four
>different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well
>be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his
>brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or
you
>know what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type
of
>textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying
to
>tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk
at a
>slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs
that
>hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
>
> 8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your e-mail list
>because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are
definitely on
>the verge on being a fudgepacker.
TweetI HAVE SOME OF THOSE,LOL
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TweetThats some good sheeyit right there and so true!
TweetLOL...the terminology is hilarious...faggadocious..lmao..
TweetNOT TRUE! Both hands on the wheel is proper responsibility. KIDDING!
TweetFUZO now is the right time to come clean.
TweetAnd a new avatar FOR DENO AGAIN....DAMMMN YOU PHUCKERS... TRYING TO PHUCK WITH ME... LOL