signs that your growing up

[pudgy]

TweetAin't it the truth.


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
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8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
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14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.
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17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
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19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.
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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by pudgy
Ain't it the truth.


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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

OMG! I couldn't even find one!!

[Keiser]

Tweetthats awesome, i'm gettin old

[goliath.jr]

Tweet...this is awfull news.

[Hollywood]

Tweetsheit, I can make it work, I'm still young!

[3Vandoo]

Tweet1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

not applicable to me im a good boy!

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2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

TOO FRIGGIN SMALL


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3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

THAT WHY I HAVE 3 FRIDGES

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4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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DEPEND ON MY SCHEDULE! YES AND NO

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

YES ON 44 PARNELL ROAD, DUBLIN YOU CAN

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6. You watch the Weather Channel.

OH SHIT, YES


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7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

NOT YET


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8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

45, SHIT MISS THE GOOD OLE TIME

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9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

NO, BERET, BDU AND BOOTS DOES


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10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

YES AND I WAS CHARGED OF MANSLAUGHTING THEM TOO

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11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

YES NOW IM OLD

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12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

TACO BELL IS 160KM AWAY FROM ME



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13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

YES


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14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

NO, SHRIMP AND FILET MIGNONS



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15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

ONCE IN A WHILE



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16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.

YES AT WORK



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17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

OHHHHH SHIT


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18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.

DOESNT FIT ON MY CARB LOAD


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19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.

AND ROGAINE


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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

THAT MY BEER

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21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

YES

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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

5 YEARS AGO, 9 PITCHERS, 11 BOTTLES, 21 TEQUILAS, 3 750ML OF BEERS AND VODKA = ME HAPPY

NOW 2 PITCHERS = ME PUKING


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23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

YES AND NO


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24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

NOOOOOOOO



25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

FUCK YOU IM OLD

[jack hust]

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[bigjim33]

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Originally posted by BouncersBabe
OMG! I couldn't even find one!!

yeah me neither....yes!
btw, very nice avator how did you get it so it still moved?

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by bigjim33
yeah me neither....yes!
btw, very nice avator how did you get it so it still moved?

I'm not sure why this one moves and the other one didn't!

[bigjim33]

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Originally posted by BouncersBabe
I'm not sure why this one moves and the other one didn't!

it's ok i will just sit here and stare at it for a while and see if i can figure it out :p

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by bigjim33
it's ok i will just sit here and stare at it for a while and see if i can figure it out :p

Guess I'm just not a good rumpshaker!

[bigjim33]

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Originally posted by BouncersBabe
Guess I'm just not a good rumpshaker!

i did not say that! i got that one on my comp

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by bigjim33
i did not say that! i got that one on my comp

I found another one I like, but it's not the right size. She's a little too tall.

[bigjim33]

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Originally posted by BouncersBabe
I found another one I like, but it's not the right size. She's a little too tall.

you should post it in here and maye someone can resize it for ya

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by bigjim33
you should post it in here and maye someone can resize it for ya

Well, maybe I will then.