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Little Nancy was in the garden
filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-faced
youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied little
Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said
condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat!!"
filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-faced
youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied little
Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said
condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat!!"
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