TweetHAHAHHAHA!!!! Thats great!
TweetAND GOD CREATED CANADA
>>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
>>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
>>He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>>through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
>>it Earth and it's
>>going to be a great place of balance."
>>Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
>>God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
>>Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
>>while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
>>there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
>>people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
>>pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid
>>while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
>>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
>>in the
>>top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
>>"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on
>>Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite
>>coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and
>>humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be
>>extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be,
>>known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also
>>going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will
>>be admired and feared by all who come across them."
>>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about
>>balance, God. You said there will be BALANCE!"
>>God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting
>>next to them."
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
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TweetHAHAHHAHA!!!! Thats great!
"The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment."
TweetFuck off buddy!!hehe j/k
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TweetHEY THATS NOT FUNNY
TweetEven Homer when he chatted with the Queen admitted, "we are not good like brother canada"
mouhahaha
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TweetLmao I appreciate good Canadian humor
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