It's been postponed due to a tank sensor problem.

Um did you read the bottle?

I'm tater tots.

Can I put on my leopard thong?

What's wrong with that? :fuckyou:

that hurts.

Mine fits me perfect.

Me love mine.

If I ever have a baby, the first thing i'm getting them is a cell phone. they'll have to talk to their other baby friends.

Oink Oink

I can totally see you being natural. I've seen guys near your size that are all natural. Good work bro.

Have you seen her now? She got way hot. And I also like freckles.

it's you're not your. :knob:

I give the guy 5 years and they'll have to get a new one.

Archbishop Don "the Magic" Juan

See not only can he not speak english, but he can't hear it either.

Holy shit. I never thought you were that big. I thought you were skinny like the rest of the Canadians up there. lol. Good post man.

BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

doo doo doo doo doo doo, do.

*runs to buy plane ticket to GA*

Golfing was great. I couldn't wait to get out of the office.

Thanks everybody.

I would want to move things with my mind. The women wouldn't be safe.

Yeah i'm at work, but I'm reading it anyway. Fuck the IT guys it's my birthday! Thanks guys.

I thought that was njjuicer's woman? Do they share?

Yeah I don't even go anywhere near the inappropriate stuff. Just boards and some news and yahoo stuff.

I got a warning that my internet use is unacceptable because I am using it for more personal than business. This is a load of crap. I got singled out for something that 90% of the employees where I...

Nah she specifically said Nate. When she mentioned your name, in the same sentence she said something about fat homo.:smiliecol

Man I feel for you. Good luck.

Sugar says you are.

I told her they can't always make it her way, but she didn't listen.

How's this?
https://www.toydreams.co.uk/images/simpsons/burgerking/homerobese01.jpg

Tried that years ago and you have to be big AND tall.

Well then suggest something else. Gosh!:blink:

Now that last one is the best.

But I don't have a lawn to mow. I'll wear it while washing my car.

:woot:

But there are other ways where he can find the trust. This guy is probably looking for a good time afterwards, unless like you said he's gay. The only way I could see it working is if this guy had...

lol

No why?

Personally i'd dump her ass if she went, and I wouldn't let it go that she asked. There's no need for that type of shit if she loves you, and especially if she knows how you'll feel about it.

I need to go out and buy all new shorts. I went to Old Navy and nothing fit. If they were big enough for the legs and butt, the waist was way too big. Anyone have anything they can think of?

I told ya it would happen.

But you do have small arms.

Why not. I still drink my water after my kitty drinks out of it.

bwahahahhahahahahha

Damn I got wet just thinking he was alive.

Is this for real?

Fuck that. Porno is the best thing since sliced bread.

I just vomited.

What you laughing at willis? Don't make me come over there with a curling iron.

Yeah well FU too... again.:D