how about calling it the, "I.. CAN'T.. MAKE.. NUMER...2..." avatar?

THE LADIES? HOT MAN FLESH? ONE GIRL SMASHING HER EYES?

DUDE, THE ENTIRE AEROBICS ROOM THREW UP!!! ...TWICE!!!

AND WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND THAT HOOCHIE SPACE MOUNTAIN?

WTF!!! I was not... repeat... WAS NOT wearing spandex or a tanktop that said "*****" on it.

Although, you guys may want to ask jipped about his little blue squat shorts, made of spandex, that...

aaawwwww damn! It's going to take at least a month to forget that!!!! Damn, damn, damn!!!!!

I pray to god I DO NOT HAVE a girl when'if we decide to have children! I couldn't take it. I'd have to take valium and she would never be aloud out of the house.

WHASSSSUPPPPP all!

Yep, you guys missed it. JG was poppin' 'em out, when all of a sudden he comes rollin' back on his heels. Looked like Willi-e Coyotie tryin' to squat.

It would have been......

Bump

Good morning everyone! Here ya go jipped...

Keep us informed GS! I'd like to see how it works out for you!

Your idea of training me is standing behind me, screaming out profanity! i.e. Get one more you big ________ ! From there it's anybodies guess. I've been called the standard "pu**y" to the very...

Dear god... I'm gonna puke!

And the saga continues:

Week 3:
Almost identical to week 2

Week 4:
Was funny... my aggression seemed to taper off, but my strength stayed high.

I'm now into PCT with Clo. I started @ 180...

This is workinhards idea of porn!

Feel better WH!

5000... that's a lot of whoring.... you must be sore!

Congratulations!

I went and saw it with Jipped! I enjoyed the movie, but Jipped kept trying to kiss me! He said I owed him for the movie! I told him I'm not that kind of guy! REALLY!!!

Saturn, it's a must. Awesome flick!!!

Some other recommendations:

Bad Santa (Not for children)
Elf (For the child in all of us)
L.o.t.R. Return of the King (Great but long)

Good morning everyone!

And that was as she walked bow-legged across the room to get me and Frig another beer!

SE you should consider those a christmas present from us on the board to you. Before and after pics will make a nice return gift!

That was funny! LOL

I'm going to buy myself a new computer after christmas!

Armani... what a difference between your first few pic's and today! Great job bro!

Armani... very cool dude! I was comparing your first few pic's with these new ones... YOU DID A GREAT JOB! KEEP IT UP!

I needed a quick protien fix after working out one day, so on my way out of the gym I bought this stuff called "White Lightning".

Before it was all over, I called it "Brown Lightning".

Shot...

My name is vengeance.

My weakness comes in the form of CARBOHYDRATES! Cookies, cakes, muffins, pizza! I can't help myself! I tell myself that I'll get it under control, but I can't control it! ...

Get well WH !!!

Try it armani... you may find a creative side you didn't know you had.

FUNNY? That was TRAGIC! I had my civil rights violated! I'm sure of it!

I pleaded no contest think the judge might help a brother out.... but, oh hell no! He made me pay all three fines in FULL, plus court costs!

Did I say... f'cking judge! I meant... f'cking...

Oh yeah... I was havin' so much fun I forgot to say... Thanks Lean!

Lump fudge over Studebaker in sucker slump ass cow.

(Damn, this is fun!)

That sucks Armani!

I once got two speeding tickets at the same time. The cop followed me through two different zones before I pulled over (a 35 and a 30) and so I got two different speeding...

Crack ***** repenting soggy squid cereal under toad checkers filth.

Voted for ya!

I've been hearing on the news how bad the flu was this year, and I figured they were just hyping it to make news... but after hearing this, and seeing Jipped cough up green shit... it's no hype!
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My first time it totally messed with my mind... I got 25%! So of course, I had to do it again... settled in... and got 100%.

Good luck lxorl! (I'll spread it around!)

Click on the following link and it will take you to the test. Read the instructions closely, and good luck. (If you're not careful it can be a challenge.)

https://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf

Lean... the real question is DID YOU GET SOME?

He's always walking around, saying how his shorts bunch up when he squats, so it'll be easier if he just doesn't where them. Does that make Jipped gay?

Money! Then I buy my own island full of luscious native women who don't know english but are little nymphs with coconut breasts and pouty lips and they love lesbian orgies and i can watch or join......

That was angry sex bro! They (meaning women) like to do that before they start the mental torture portion of the program!!!

very soon... FUBAR!

Showing no emotion huh? That's the sign bro!

That Christmas present better be awesome. Otherwise, you and that new puppy will be sleeping together out in the garage.

Brownies? We want to hear about the thong and high heels!

Dude... a hairdryer? a f'cking hairdryer? ARE YOU HIGH?

That's cool as hell!

Nice bike Murph!

It may be expensive in So Cal, but you have to love the weather!

GS... I totaly agree with IX! My first week on the M1T was hell, but the 4-AD helps. By week two, you'll feel a lot better.

I bought the MesoLabs version. I really like it, but got completely jacked on the price. I ordered mine when it was $79.99 Now you can get it for $42.25!
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