holy shit that was freakin funny

but in a way it is true cause 98% of star wars fans are nerds

FU snow in calgary
FU truck for havin a cracked engine block
FU my boss for telling me i have to come to work even if my wheels are broke.

its canada bro one joint they could care less it would cost way to much to investigate it.

My buddies were smokinmg weed at the calgary stampede this year and a cop walked by all he did was ...

If you want your cat back you need to pay me 50 000 grand in unmarked bills just take it down the road and drop it in the mailbox and everything will be fine.

honestly bro sorry about the...

i love sushi had red snapper and salmon sushi last night.

there is a place here the Sumo lounge on saturday afternoons all you can eat sushi 17.95 3 weeks ago i sat there for 2.5 hours ...

probably gonna head down to cowboys today haven't been there yet this stampede

its only breasts LOL

yeah i know i broke the rules i'm bad

a little less talking and more ducking keeps my eyes from turning black

and you americans make fun of our money

gotcha


hell i'm going for the whole age spectrum well 18 to 45(only if MILF is really hot)

MILF huntin is only illegal on sundays

yea we had a frenchie chick working with us a few months ago what a little horny slut she was. Drove her home one day from work and as a reward she invited me in for a drink a full body...

I'm gonna go MILF huntin tonight at the club LOL

Vandoo should write a book on woman

HOW TO LOSE A BABE IN 30 SECONDS

or

FRENCH BABES ARE EVIL

:p :p :p :p

you can't even tell if a fat chick is pregnant.

Best part of it is when you go to a fat chick and ask her whgen she is expecting even thou shes not prego:D

yup this afternoon morbid is gonna go on a 4 day drinkin binge and ruin everything he has worked so hard to get. Thats right its calgary stampede time here and i'm off work for the next 5...

5 minutes of natural training

i hate the phone when at home hence why would i buy one to carry around with me.

holy crap 80 bucks for a 1/2 bottle of wine damn i don't think i have drank 80 bucks worth of wine in my life

your all gay:p

or turning into woman sending recipes whats next you guys gonna exchange tips on applying eyeshadow :p

i haven't wore a watch in 15 years i hate em. Gives me an excuse to be late all the time

if she gets fat dump her ass ;)

vandoo i have never seen a man with more woman problems then you maybe you should turn gay its a sign from god. LOL Just kiddin bro add some crown to that coke it makes your day go buy...

none that i know off, but then you never know

80's sucked ass the chicks and there dumbass big hair and all those fat *****es wearing those tight leggins and leg warmers. Oh and nothin was cooler then chicks in hightops, How gay...

i drank so much this saturday that i blacked out

sinatra , dean martin, now thats what you call classic oldies


Start spreading the news, I'm leavin today
i want to be a part of it New York

nope but it was funny when those jackass guys had fireworks shootin out there ass:p

i'm already burning in hell so i'm beyond help

nope you need to take all that food shit out and add 6 flats of bheer a couple of bottles of vodka and some mix then it will look familiar

its hard to read this shit you bunch of drunkassess.


i'm going on a club crawl today starting at 1 in the afternoon so buy late tonight i will have my beer googles on aswell woo hoo ...

shut up you *****;)

about 7 years ago me and my crew were leaving a club heading to my buddies pickup truck. Well when we get there a drunk indian was sleeping in the back of the pickup. So my buddy tries to wake him...

buy a pair of those gay faggy baggy bodybuilder pants

voodoo is a bunch of bullcrap just ask the jamican guy down the street building a little doll of me. Ouch damn I just thinkm i got poked in the eye with a needle Ouch again Fuck

it smells better then that BO radiating from you hell i can smell you from here in calgary EWWWWWW:p

i'm a drunk i got hammered 4 times between saturday noon and sunday midnight:D

hopefully vancouver can put on half as good a show as calgary did in 88

boo

use some misquito repellent next time you dumbass

i had to work 55 bucks an hour can't complain

well if you get the hell off thgis freakin board maybe you can get some work done;)

cause rado is a pain

polish and russain thats why i like the vodka so much

nice and sunny here in calgary

pudgy is a post *****.

that sounds GAY as hell are you sure your not QUEER AS FOLK!!!!!!!!!!!

thats 300 canadian so 1.50 US

your on brave lab rat

depends bro if you single or hitched

if single mazatlan , PV or cancun are fun places to go and party your brains out.

If your hitched i heard the Mayan Riviera is a romantic...