He's not listed on the calender, but I know it's his birthday today. Please wish him a great day, one of the best guys I know on the boards today.

Proud to say I know him.


Have a great one my...

Awww Kitten.................... last thing I needed to see today, so happy you're not seriously hurt.

Prayers for you today, get better real soon :)

GG, best of luck to you on the house, I'm sure you going to love it!:D

Fairly easy job to do yourself, worst part is taking the old one out & putting the new one in.

Yes, they pay for themselves in about 3-5 years and considering that gas may go up in the near...

BTW - it's ALWAYS gravy, never sauce.

Never put butter on bread.

Never cut the bread with a knife (break it).

Macaroni is served last in the meal (meat first).

I'm German/Russian, my...

This was my ad...............

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Some recent classified ads

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not nearly as beautiful as you...................

Okay, I'm a LITTLE annoyed that you stopped sending me those suggestive PM's, but all's forgiven (Pudgy's taking up the slack).

Jack, you're always a really great guy to have on the boards. Don't...

Hey guys, I've had my share this year as well, I know sometimes it seems totally overwhelming, but hang in there it does get better. I'm not really religious, but got this today in my email, maybe...

Macy's (for dress & nice casual clothes), Kohl's (same) Wal-Mart for gym clothes & Costco for odds & ends.

Also, we have a couple of men's discount outlets I go to for suits and stuff as well.

I live on LI. If you want a house bring a dump truck full of cash. I'll be looking for an apartment soon, going price eastern LI $850-$1400 single bedroom, nothing fancy. Want a house? 2-3 bedroom,...

Why are you whinning? Last time I went to get my hair cut I told the girl, "cut out the grey and hide the bald spot", to which she replied, "you want me to shave your head"?:D

Hey bro, you're skating on thin ice here (I'm 47) J/K

Now at least I have something to look forward to in my "golden years"......................jail time for poking jail bait.
:D

Be lucky if...

If you have the time for online work, I use:


www.fitday.com

Only thing is you can't print out too much, I fill it out at work and modify it accordingly if I deviate too much.

I do, got them about 3 years ago because I could no longer read the prescription bottles for my kids. My arms weren't long enough to hold the bottle away so it wasn't blurry, and at that distance I...

From the old Fitness Board

Try this link:
https://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/foodcomp/


Go to search, I entered ground beef, you have about 25 different choices

Beef, ground, 90% lean meat / 10% fat, patty, cooked, broiled...

In no particular order:

San Franscisco

San Louis Osbispo

Santa Barbara

Las Vegas

My preference is an elliptical, a lot easier on the knees.

Treadmills can be just as rough as jogging on pavement once you in shape and want to ramp up the cardio.

Nordic Trac makes a nice one...

Someone suggested since my wife gets the house and I have to leave, I should do this...............



After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue...

Happy Birthday Jack. Not to worry, you have a long way to go:D






I can compete in the Old Fart Division Now (47)

You have to climb up on stage and stand up for more than 3 minutes...

Condom Ammunition Flash

I keep wondering when they're gonna send me a present!!


And just to be fair, I have an awful lot of birthday cake left over from these parties, seems everybody's cutting all the time.:D

Happy Birthday!!!!! Catching up to me I see (hope you don't get past me!!!)


Have a great one:D

www.fitday.com


I use it a lot when I'm cutting (translation - everyday)

Good for you. Got a few odds and ends to wrap up and then I should be getting on track again.

BTW-have HUGE liking for Latino women, they are great, dated a few and love them to death.

I am thinking maybe this Sunday, I'd like to sneak up stairs and gently tap her on the shoulder, wake her up and give her




A WHOPPING SIZE FACIAL!!!!!!!!!!!:D

My lawyer asked me yesterday after she stepped out the door
"is she ALWAYS this *****y"?:(

But the only thing that would change is she has to sell the house.

Makes as much as I do so I don't...

To all,

Thanks for the encouragement and kind words.

And Extranero, Friggemall, DOUBLE J didn't mean to open any old wounds here, this is all very new to me.

Mostly, I find it hard that...

See my post in the forum F**ked, F***ed, @#$%

Might change your mind!!


J/K, hope it's all good for you!:D

DAMNNNNN!!!!!

Robin Williams:

Ah yes, divorce:

from the latin

meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

Absolutely no problem, just saying what happens in a court of law


This was from another board:


damn bro, that sucks, but it makes no sense about the similar paying jobs, unless you already...

I don't believe my kids need a 4,000 sq ft house to be happy.
Secondly, why would they want to spend a weekend with me in a basement apartment when they could hang in the house. Third, I don't have...

Can you tell how my conference for divorce went?

A few interesting tidbits:

If you live in NY and you and your wife have a college degree, NYS will require you to put your kids through a 4 year...

Wish me luck today I have a 11:00 conference with my attorney, my wife's attorney, me and my wife (boxing gloves and protective gear optional) to decide finances, house, child support, etc. in...

Have to love those environmentalists!!!:D

Auri, have a great birthday, hope all your wishes come true when you blow out the candles!!!:D

Happy Birthday Auri. Penis Head. Whatever.:D


Sorry I missed it yesterday. Hope it was a gooder.

Sunday June 2nd, 2030. 26 years left, better make 'em count

Maybe this is why

recent post by njjuicer:

i got 3 fuckin baords loade dup and not ones of ud fuckers is psotign anytihng yous all fuckin suck prary dog nuts! am i the onyl dipshit sititn up...

So can I use my credit card to order? Where's the toll free 800 number already.

I'll look like the governor of California in no time!! (tell me that doesn't sound really odd):D

Bump^^

Where do you lick the salt off of?:D

I knocked on the door and they let me in, beautiful women, plenty of tequila and jello, what more could you ask for? :D

Happy birthday Kitten!!

Hope you have a great one today and many more to come:D

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock

47 and acting like a 12 year old :D