The knob

A women in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "the knob" were a small knob is placed on the back of a women' s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the women wanted "the knob"

Over the course of the years, the women tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful... the women remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the women returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. Ive had to turn the knob many times and ive always loved the results. But now ive developed two annoyng problems. First, i have these terrible looking bags under my eyes and the knob wont get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said "those arent bags, those are your breasts" She said "Well i guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

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