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Sorry but I dont piss in Urinals I use the Toilet. First yeah I don't like pissing next to some guy I dont know I do get stage fright. And when you piss in Urinals the piss sprays back on ya if your to close. Unless in 3ft away ok but there cant be anyone around. I just see these guys so fukn close to the urinal like there fukn it I dont get it.
fenway freeze
I am 6'4" almost every time I piss some fag looks down at my pickle. I usually say some smart ass remark like " really bro"
And yes it does bounce back cause when I have flip flops on I feel it rain on my bunyans.
That's it never using one again.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one. I never use the urinal, always go to the toilet. Last thing I want is piss spraying back on my hands, front of my pants and shoes. I've seen guys get right up in it and I always think to myself... Dude, how do you not know you're getting piss all over you? LOL No shame for any guys that use it, but I always try to avoid it if possible.
I love urinals I want one in my house. I hate pissing in the troughs. I had a guy crowd in between me and another guy while we were pissing. I almost turned and pissed on him.
let look at my dong. it is magnificent. HAHA
I try to see how far back from the urinal I can stand and shoot.
Public shitters-who uses them? Do you wait till you get home? Do you put toilet paper on the seat? I dont like to sit on a toilet if I see someones shoes in the stall next to me. I prefer to shit in private
Fuzo, sounds like the "john" may be yoursacred space? Keen awareness in there,lol
i hate public shitters point blank period. always weirdos in there and no one is clean about any aspect of restroom use. and dont look at my weirner it is mine and if i want to show it to you i will and if you are sizing me up grow up. people blow my mind.
what's even more funny is an older power lifter guy from my gym comes out of the shitter shaking his head. i ask him what's up and he says you will never believe what i saw. he says i just walked in and their is a dude in their taking a picture of his dick in the mirrors. i just laughed and told him, yeah he is taking it and the filtering it to send to someone. they will be real upset when they see it in person haha
Hell yes. I'm a stall man myself. The hell with anything else
Ah man, the troughs are the worst. That's just too close to piss next to someone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by jipped genes
YES! If I have a dude's arm touching my arm on both sides i want to slug them both in the jaw. Wait 1 minute before you squeeze in so we can adhere to "man law rules" which state "Failure or refusal to maintain a distance of one foot (Twelve inches, .304 meters) between another man while urinating is a violation of the sanctity of space code. A man who does this shall be shamed and loose 15 man points and shall be known as a ***** for 3 days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yohimbe
Hey I did not write the law, but I adhere to it.
The worst is when you are mid stream after 3 ballpark brews and a drunk dude squeezes in beside you and starts to pee while swaying precariously, his stream crossing your stream (Another man law violation unless you are fighting a giant stay puft marshmallow man.) i back out a little to stay out of the splash zone just in case he hits the edge of the trough.
If I was rich i would have a house with urinals in every bathroom so my wife would quit *****ing about the toilet seat.