Porta potty

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10-29-2018, 10:41 AM
FUZO

Porta potty

Ok you ever go in one and its all the way full its friggin disgusting.Now how the Fuk are you going to shit when its that high already what is wrong with people. Ive never shit in a Porta Potty in my life. I will shit in the Parking lot next to my car efore I shit in one of those.
10-29-2018, 02:14 PM
BABY1

Re: Porta potty

Thankful Portapotty season is almost over. To distract me in there I just think of that Jackass episode we saw,lol.. I would rather go in he woods
10-29-2018, 04:29 PM
Dzone

Re: Porta potty

Check out the famous porta potty peeper. He climbed into a porta potty tank so he could peep at girls butts while they were shitting. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhUYyz5W34
10-29-2018, 06:18 PM
Skeletor

Re: Porta potty

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Originally Posted by Dzone

Check out the famous porta potty peeper. He climbed into a porta potty tank so he could peep at girls butts while they were shitting. LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhUYyz5W34

Oh my god hahaha
10-29-2018, 09:00 PM
Dzone

Re: Porta potty

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Originally Posted by Skeletor

Oh my god hahaha

crazy and It really happened. It was all over the news. They caught the guy and he said that getting in a porta potty to worship female asses was like a religion to him. Was almost too bizarre to believe, but true.
10-30-2018, 07:11 PM
apbt549

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thats freaking carzy...

i am with fuzo i dont do them..
10-31-2018, 06:35 AM
jipped genes

Re: Porta potty

I used to do construction. If I have to go #2 I drove to a fast food joint. My boss did not like it but that was non-negotiable.

I have used one one time and hovered over the urine soaked seat. Did not use the TP that was in there either as it appeared to have been wet at one point and dried. (With what liquid was it wet?) Used napkins from mcdonalds and got out of there.

Horrible.
10-31-2018, 09:55 AM
O2BESOHUGE

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WHY DO I CRACK UP LAUGHING AT YOUR POSTS?? HAA!
10-31-2018, 10:59 AM
guns01

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we used to have to use them in the field during training and while deployed. that's the only time i have used them in my life and the best way to do it is to hold it until you see the cleaning dudes come and clean them out. then you can get in there safely
11-01-2018, 06:29 AM
jipped genes

Re: Porta potty

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Originally Posted by guns01

we used to have to use them in the field during training and while deployed. that's the only time i have used them in my life and the best way to do it is to hold it until you see the cleaning dudes come and clean them out. then you can get in there safely

I used that logic once on a job site. Guy cleaned it, I speed waddled to the port o john before any of my nasty ass co-workers could defile it. I even sat on the black plastic seat and read the graffiti. Lots of stuff about people's moms for some reason.

Anyway I finished feeling pretty good about not having to go to a burger king or such. I got home, stripped off my clothes to shower and my wife (GF at the time) said "What the hell is up with your ass!"

I ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror. My ass cheeks both were BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the cleaner guy sprayed the fluid in there and got it all over the seat! I was in such a hurry I sat in it. Took 3 days for my ass not to look like I was paddled in a frat boy hazing.
11-01-2018, 06:59 AM
guns01

Re: Porta potty

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Originally Posted by jipped genes

I used that logic once on a job site. Guy cleaned it, I speed waddled to the port o john before any of my nasty ass co-workers could defile it. I even sat on the black plastic seat and read the graffiti. Lots of stuff about people's moms for some reason.

Anyway I finished feeling pretty good about not having to go to a burger king or such. I got home, stripped off my clothes to shower and my wife (GF at the time) said "What the hell is up with your ass!"

I ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror. My ass cheeks both were BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the cleaner guy sprayed the fluid in there and got it all over the seat! I was in such a hurry I sat in it. Took 3 days for my ass not to look like I was paddled in a frat boy hazing.

two rules when using a fresh cleaned porto shitter. 1-always make a tp pile in the tank to make sure the blue water doesnt splash up on your ass and or balls. 2-always wipe the seat down because those ass holes spray everything.

as for the graffiti, you should see the stuff on base and over seas in staging areas. it is hilarious and the artistic abilities of infantrymen will blow your mind