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Lmao
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reminds me of the Asian urologist i had to see to get script for antibiotics for a UTI after havong a catheter while i was in a coma in 2009.
He was like "oh you're over 40."
"yes i am".
"You need a prostate exam."
"No, thanks anyways, just the script for the UTI please."
"why don't you want a prostate exam?"
"because i was in a coma for 3 days and i'm fresh out the hospital and don't want to be prodded and poked right now,thanks"
"But i'm a professional"
"And I'm a grouchy fuck who just wants my dick to stop burning when i pee"
"Why are you so against me doing a prostate exam on you?"
"Why are you so obsessed with shoving a finger up my poo poo?"
script was quickly written and he didn't say another word
I will go plant based diet if it means keeping someones finger outta my butt
I get mine checked once a year. I absolutely hate it but it's gotta be done I guess