22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
While the rest of us cough and stumble our way through winter, the world's fittest woman is looking bright-eyed and breathtaking in the Caribbean.
Almost too hot to function, she was snapped this week cavorting for the cameras in tiny swimwear.
And that sunkissed skin, pert rear and stunning face are enough to make a pasty Brit weep.
Most women will never look like her - and most men will never pull her.
Depressed yet? Don't be. Because things could be worse - you could look like this lot.
Banish those feelings of inadequacy and bask in the warm glow of knowing you'll never look this bad in the sand.
1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs. And yet we love her.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8d5fb5d2.jpg
2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6f6d59b3.jpg
3) This man is clearly exceeding the speedo limit. Shame his can of Cuprinol ran out.
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4) We are guessing this tasty treat's name is Prune-ella. Like a sausage with the stuffing taken out.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psb4243601.jpg
5) This man's tattoo may be monster but his tackle would shame a small kitten.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps2f3736e9.jpg
6) This lass looks like she's eyeing up lunch - may we suggest a roll?
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psede12f9f.jpg
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7) She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, way-too-tight-for-her bikini. Ass-tounding,
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psf922fafe.jpg
8) Someone should call a halter this kind of beachwear for lads. Still the bloke on the left's got a decent pair.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps511e6157.jpg
9) No matter how hard we try, we can't stop looking at this man's peachy rear. Just wrong.
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10) Sometimes thongs are not all they're cracked up to be. Terrifying stuff.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps061f9fe7.jpg
11) This woman sure boobed in the changing room - she's got her costume on back to front.
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12) It's the teddy we feel sorry for....
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps93a1ceab.jpg
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13) It's no wonder this bum has tucked into a thong - it looks positively starving. Eat something, lady!
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psbc08ef1e.jpg
14) This lad's face says it all. Who knew Land Of Leather had a sale on?
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15) Never has a pair of trunks so singularly failed to assert its identity. Heartbreaking.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psc62b1a32.jpg
16) There's nothing wrong with a mum tum - but shopping in Baby Gap for swimwear was a bad decision.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psf5be8e08.jpg
17) Bot on earth was this elderly gent thinking? Leave the thongs to the ladies next time, son.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps49f0e8a6.jpg
18) Tiny bikini briefs on a fella? Man that look's sarong!
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...pscd03e7a1.jpg
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19) This hot mess should be arrested for accessory to murder.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1ccbf451.jpg
20) Nothing about the man on the right's face or body makes sense. There's thumbthing very wrong with this photo.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps24114940.jpg
21) Krusty the Clown enjoys a beach stroll as much as the next man. If the next man is wearing a fuchsia bikini and full make-up.
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...psf49d3221.jpg
22) This lad's having a whale of a time. Somebody call Greenpeace...
https://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/...ps63ee6074.jpg
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You owe me a cup of coffee cause I just threw mine up..lol...YIKES
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damn that's just wrong!! number 7 is still a size 4 just ask her lol
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i knew better to click on this
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I threw up in my mouth, oh God!!!
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how could you do that to us ..... have you no mercy i dont feel so well now
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this is time i will never get back and hope to get over!:hammer:
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Isnt that dude with the tattoo katelly or tuckermax?