State one reason why you are better than the person above. This should be great for self-esteem. For some.
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State one reason why you are better than the person above. This should be great for self-esteem. For some.
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Well, for starters, my name isn't NATE. LOL
How's that?
ITS IS GOING TO GET BAD!
G/F HOTTER THAN YOURS!
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Originally Posted by T-Man007
niiiice!
My penis is bigger and i can see when i drive:ARChainGu
My wife doesn't work at Hooters.
My wife doesn't work at Hooters!Quote:
Originally Posted by ByRoN
I only need to write one sentence to get my point across.
I LIVE IN THE SOUTH!
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by NATE
I have a job!
I don't have a child fetish.
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Originally Posted by NATE
YOUR SIG MAKES MY HEAD HURT!
I don't have a huge group of old men stalking my every internet move.Quote:
Originally Posted by ByRoN
No, but that sheep thing you have isn't any better.:busted2:Quote:
Originally Posted by NATE
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Originally Posted by NATE
ATLEAST I DON'T HAVE THE FBI WATCHING MINE
My mother is actually a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
I completely predicted you'd so that. Thus I am not predictable.Quote:
Originally Posted by ByRoN
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by NATE
I didn't become a man by the hands of a surgeon.
I don't have a third superfluous nipple.Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
Atleast I know the difference between FBI and DEA.Quote:
Originally Posted by ByRoN
I don't have people walk up behind me and say 'excuse me mam'Quote:
Originally Posted by NATE
I don't jerk off to Heath Ledger and Mel Gibson posters.Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
I don't have to constantly remind people I'm a man, by using that in my name.
A picture is worth a thousand words, vs. saying one word a thousand times, ala brain washing.
I don't get uncontrolable wood when it's petting day at the zoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by NATE
I don't miss out at the petting zoo.
I didn't play with dolls.Quote:
Originally Posted by trip
i,m not bald, yetQuote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
roflmao!Quote:
Originally Posted by NATE
Well, my momma's not so dumb that she got fired from M&M's for trying to put them in alphabetical order.
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Originally Posted by T-Man007
I don't have breasts
I don't tell older than dirt momma jokesQuote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
I don't refer to the 8th grade as 'my senior year'.Quote:
Originally Posted by daved150
Most guys with the body of a 12 year old girl don'tQuote:
Originally Posted by NATE
That was a rip and half!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
I have teeth AND hair
I don't own a buttplug
I never wore Michael Jackson clothes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NATE
I never wore Michael Jackson
Sure you do, his name is Bruce.Quote:
Originally Posted by kite
lmao!! i at least went to jr highQuote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
he is physco, and i;am not...
i would not bang my head against the keyboard
At least I don't have him as my avatarQuote:
Originally Posted by T-Man007
roflmao!Quote:
Originally Posted by kite
I never had to tell the doc that my vagina and my penis hurt at the same time.