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I KNEW A

CHICK WHO HAD

the biggest nose

THAT WHEN SHE

BLEW HER NOSE

SHE FARTED AND

AND LET OUT

toxic mustard gas

WICH I PUT

in a gelcap

covered in ketchup

IG

AND SHOVED IT

on the table

beside my favorite

PACK OF CIGARETTES

and then smoked

like a chimney.

AFTER THAT I

went to the

STORE TO BUY

a box of

Condoms

for my date

with Byron's girl

But things didn't....

HAPPENT THE WAY

she thought they would

Instead, I was

much bigger than

she ever had

so we had

to get the

k-y jelly.

and the peanut

butter was running

fits lubed ass

full of the

oily gas discharge

that really smelled

LIKE AN OLD