My Latest, Greatest Compliment (actually FUNNIEST)

Please believe me when I say that in all of the 25+ years that I've been in the strength training field, I've never ever bragged on my success. In fact, I don't even like talking about my workouts. But something happened to me yesterday that made me literally die laughing.

Long story short.....I went to my doctor yesterday morning for an 8:00 appointment because I had a bump on my back that was seriously painful to sit back on. It turned out to be a 3 in. by 5 in. cyst that she was not able to drain completely. So she sent me to another doctor, whereas I had to end up going (walking the entire trip) to the hospital to see his staff. So after getting settled there, one of his staff members drained the cyst and it was a painful, drooling hour long. Due to the loss of blood and my blood pressure getting low, I was very tired and weak so they allowed me to rest it off.

Sometime later, another doctor came into the room to check on me and I was lying on my left side. She said that everything seemed okay but then she noticed my right arm and told me, "It looks like a large mass there too. We may have to drain that too."
I looked at my arm and told her, "No ma'am, that's my tricep."
As if I'm clueless of what I'm talking about, she smirked and said, "I think I know my anatomy."
"I'm sure you do and I'm sure I know my arms.", I replied.
Then she proceeded to feel my arm as she said, "Maybe I'll just have a look at it anyway and.....WOW, I'm sorry. You were right.":iconrazz:

On a more serious note, a few days later I learned that it was a cyst that weighed about 5-7 pounds at the time. Now I'm getting daily medical home care for a week.

OMG that was some cyst! Did it just show up and the grow real fast? Make sure you take those meds?

That's huge!!!!

dam bro, thats frikin huge!!! funny she didnt know that it was a tricep!!! Dr's are so goofy!!

LOL...
She just wanted to cop a feel...