I want to bash the people who dont pick up there dogs shit. And then I want them to lick my shoes clean
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I want to bash the people who dont pick up there dogs shit. And then I want them to lick my shoes clean
did it today! son-of-a-***** i yelled out.the lady had to have heard me cause i screamed "these dirty mother f-ers...if you can't clean up after your dog get rid of it.it was so huge FUZO that i cut the grass around it and it looked so out of place.
when i was done she had the nerve to tell me "you know you missed a very big spot over there." i told her 'oh,i didn't miss it.i just don't let my mowers hit fluffy's little piles of butt nuggets when i cut.would you want to bring that disease ridden filth back home to your family and smell it all day long in this heat?" she just looked at me in disbeleif.people actually think just cause i cut their lawns it's my job to clean their yards of dog shit and kids toys thrown all over the place...people have some balls.
Amen rocco!
When I was about 15 my parents cat decided to drop a deuce on my bed probably an hour before i layed down in it. I was walking down the hallway and my brother says " dude you got chocolate all over your back" that cat was lucky it was good at hiding that day
i had a buddy spend the night with a german shepherd who had accidents. so he kept him in the garage at night in the middle of winter.
i walked out barefoot to check on the dog and stepped right in a big warm steaming pile of shit!
of yes there was cussing.
out to the water hose with 40 degree water. my buddy brought me a sponge and dish soap. i scrubbed but just could not get rid of the feeling of that poop squishing up between my toes.
makes my nauseous just thinking about it. and the smell!!!!
LMAO!!!Omg!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jipped genes
I hate running it over with the lawn mower !