The advantages of being a woman
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
10. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
11. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
13. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
14. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
15. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
17. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
18. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
19. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
20. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
21. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
22. We’ll never discover we’ve been duped by a Wonderbra.
Re: The advantages of being a woman
thanks ill keep all that in mind
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You gals got it all figured out don't ya
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Doink the clown
You gals got it all figured out don't ya
Why yes we do....now if you boys would just get it together!!
Re: The advantages of being a woman
its kinda hard for men considering we really have few things on our minds at one time..when those get accomplished we move on to something else.. for instance.. i just ate my weight in beer battered shrimp and fries
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I like it . . . except for #2, which IS just plain scary. True, but scary.
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all that stuff is no match for to joy of having a weiner!!!!!!!!!!
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jipped genes
all that stuff is no match for to joy of having a weiner!!!!!!!!!!
So are you trying to say you have one?
Re: The advantages of being a woman
we can pee standing up.
we dont have to wait more than 2mins to take a leak at a concert or sporting event.
we dont buy lipstick
we get "distinguished" with age
1 pair of sneakers last us years
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daved150
we can pee standing up.
we dont have to wait more than 2mins to take a leak at a concert or sporting event.
we dont buy lipstick
we get "distinguished" with age
1 pair of sneakers last us years
u said a mouthful boss...
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daved150
we can pee standing up.
we dont have to wait more than 2mins to take a leak at a concert or sporting event.
we dont buy lipstick
we get "distinguished" with age
1 pair of sneakers last us years
And you miss half the time - or wait - most of the time
You may not buy lipstick but you sure wear it sometimes
You get distinguished, we get better
And yuck, just plain yuck
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quirkysmilin
And you miss half the time - or wait - most of the time
You may not buy lipstick but you sure wear it sometimes
You get distinguished, we get better
And yuck, just plain yuck
Hey! Peeing on the seat is the female equivlent of spreading your scent! :iconrazz:
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firstenrgy
Hey! Peeing on the seat is the female equivlent of spreading your scent! :iconrazz:
I'd rather have another scent....say something beginning with Giorgio not Pi....
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even if I pee on the seat- I don't clean it- thats womans work!
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deepsouth
even if I pee on the seat- I don't clean it- thats womans work!
Ugh - do you see what im saying???:ARChainGu