Tis the season......
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers
in the summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
THEREFORE!....
EVERY single one of them
from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl!
We should've known...
ONLY women would be able
to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit
all around the world
in one night
and not get lost.
