i was on the way to the gym this morning to work back and just as i was pulling into the parking lot i got the dreaded turtle-head action going on. you know the deal.you get that little turd starting to peek out of the sphincter. and you know if you exert any physical movement at all you will have a turd in your shorts so i turned around and headed back home and now am taking a dump as i post this. glad i shared this aren't ya?:bootyshak