devil racoon

i come home for lunch and make myself a sandwich and am catching a ballgame i DVR'd.

i hear the dog going nuts in the extra bedroom

IT'S a DAMN RACOON! my dog is pretty big but even he didnt want anything to do with this beast!

the racoon was growling, all pumped up looked to be about 30#s of muscle! he would snarl visciously then slash at the floor with his claws over and over not backing up an inch.

i shut the door and grabbed my gun

before i shot the bastard i realized what "OO" buckshot would do to my hardwood floor so i called the local animal removal service

they came out the little 100# girl walked in with big heavy gloves that came to her shoulders, picked up the devil as it bit and scratched at her gloves and put it in a carrier.

i was impressed, and she was hot!

so did you go get another racoon and call her back :)

^ LOL....I know right?

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Originally Posted by Merc

so did you go get another racoon and call her back :)

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yes as a matter of fact, i heard scratching again and there were two little racoons in my damn chimney! she will be out somtime today. i will ask her if she minds me videoing it because when she bends over to look in the chimney those polyester uniform pants look real good and i will post some capture pics

damn killer racoons...lol, I wonder how many places have developed pest issues because of her.

Lol !

we didnt get the little ones. i borrowed a trap. we shall see if i catch anything there was nothing in it this morning

JIPPED DID Y OU GET OUTDONE BY A 100POUND GIRL?? AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT?

I DONT BLAME YOU! IVE SEEN RACCOONS GET FEROCIOUS!! :) ONE GOT IN MY BOAT HOUSE! I BEAT ONE WITH A PIPE WRENCH BEFORE TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. THE FIRST SWATS ON HIS HEAD PISSED HIM OFF!
O2

those f uckers r ruthless when i catch those the 357 comes ous cause my 9 is no match i have to shoot one of them like 12 times with a 9mm one time to finally kill it. but with my 357 they don't stand a chance.

Dang... I can't image having a raccoon in my house.

My aunt had a squirrel get in her house once. Those little things can get pretty feisty. It ran up her drapes and shredded them.

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Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE

JIPPED DID Y OU GET OUTDONE BY A 100POUND GIRL?? AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT?

I DONT BLAME YOU! IVE SEEN RACCOONS GET FEROCIOUS!! :) ONE GOT IN MY BOAT HOUSE! I BEAT ONE WITH A PIPE WRENCH BEFORE TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. THE FIRST SWATS ON HIS HEAD PISSED HIM OFF!
O2

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yea...well, next time you can just call for your wife! she'll save ya little buddy. she aint gonna let no big bad, mean ol' racoon hurt her little poopy head!