Elderly crime

Senior Carjacking
>
>This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log
>of Sarasota, Florida...
>
>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
>found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
>She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
>at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
>out
>of the car!"
>
>The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
>like mad.
>
>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
>the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
>that
>she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and
>then
>it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why
>there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer
>in the front seat!
>
>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
>farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
>station to report her mistake.
>
>The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
>pointed
>to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
>car
>jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
>tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
>
>No charges were filed.
>
>If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!!!!!