A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
lmao.
thats pretty good!!
LMAO!! THATS GOOD
:ARChainGu LOLOLOL
Good one...
LOL!!! that is just wrong but funny as heck
One night, this woman was admiring her breasts in the mirror when her husband walked in. He asked, "What are you doing?"
She said, "I went to the doctor today and he said I have the breasts of a 25-year-old."
He then said, "Oh yeah, what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"
She said, "Nothing, your name wasn't even mentioned."