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Lesson # 1: A Toothbrush
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Alright Hicks, this is what we call a "tooth brush." your yellow stained teeth are not cool nor attractive and it doesnt have to be that way. You simply apply "TOOTHPASE" to your brush and it's self explainitory from there.
Lesson #2: A dictionary!!
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With all your made up words you sound.... welll.... stupid... Use this, it doesn't mention God, or Christianity often but read it anyway
Lesson #3: SOAP!!!!
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Alright guys this is a bar of soap. This will wash away your nasty stench you almost always have! This doesn't have anything to do w/ the lord either but use it!
Lesson #4: Food
This is road kill. Stop eating it!
Well the only problem is they don't have computers. Youre probably going to have to run an infomercial during He Haw reruns to get your point across.
lol!!!! :funny:Quote:
Originally Posted by buckeyezfan