An airplane was about to crash
> > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
> > board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe
> > Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't
> > afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
> >
> > The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
> > U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And
> > I
> > am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
> > want
> > me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
> >
> > The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the
> > United States of America! . I have great responsibility being the leader
> > of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
> >
> > The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10
> > year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left
> > and
> > as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> > parachute."
> >
> > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
> > America's smartest woman took my school bag."
