NPC WEST COAST CLASSIC PEAK WEEK

NPC WEST COAST CLASSIC PEAK WEEK
June 17, 2017 | 3801 Mission Ave, Riverside, CA | www.NPCWestCoast.com
Attachment 73609

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE
NPC WEST COAST CLASSIC

If you received this email, it is likely that you are or know a competitor that is in "PEAK WEEK". When a competitor is in this state, the competitor may become edgy, anxious, short of temper, aloof, disorientated and experience emotional outbursts.

If your competitor is showing these signs, DO NOT AGITATE THE COMPETITOR OR OFFER IT FOOD. This may result in harm to you and those around you. The best action to take when approached by a competitor showing these symptoms is to say things such as they look "shredded", "super buff" or "uber swole". You may also suggest that they "make sure they have a license for those guns" or offer them a Band-Aid because they are cut.

These symptoms are temporary. In approximately one week, you can expect a full recovery for your competitor. Remember, anything the competitor may have done or said was not intentional; more than likely your competitor does not remember any of it and most importantly, cannot legally be held accountable for any of it.

COMPETITORS - If you are cognizant enough to read this, remember, if you are not sure if you are correct about a decision or stance, YOU ARE NOT. Let it go and revisit the issue at a later date.

NPC WEST COAST CLASSIC PEAK WEEK June 17, 2017 \| 3801 Mission Ave, Riverside, CA \| www.NPCWestCoast.com Attachment 73609


	PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NPC WEST COAST CLASSIC If you received this email, it is likely that you are or know a competitor that is in "PEAK WEEK". When a competitor is in this state, the competitor may become edgy, anxious, short of temper, aloof, disorientated and experience emotional outbursts. If your competitor is showing these signs, DO NOT AGITATE THE COMPETITOR OR OFFER IT FOOD. This may result in harm to you and those around you. The best action to take when approached by a competitor showing these symptoms is to say things such as they look "shredded", "super buff" or "uber swole". You may also suggest that they "make sure they have a license for those guns" or offer them a Band-Aid because they are cut. These symptoms are temporary. In approximately one week, you can expect a full recovery for your competitor. Remember, anything the competitor may have done or said was not intentional; more than likely your competitor does not remember any of it and most importantly, cannot legally be held accountable for any of it. COMPETITORS - If you are cognizant enough to read this, remember, if you are not sure if you are correct about a decision or stance, YOU ARE NOT. Let it go and revisit the issue at a later date.