you pull a muscle putting your wallet in your back pocket. WTF! have done it more times than i could count and this morning felt like someone hit me with a bat in the neck.
what are your "tells" you are getting up there?
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you pull a muscle putting your wallet in your back pocket. WTF! have done it more times than i could count and this morning felt like someone hit me with a bat in the neck.
what are your "tells" you are getting up there?
you talk about pooping habits,lol
Snap crackle and pop the noise I make when I move
You know your getting old then you grab a bench at the gym and a young guy says
I'm using that bench Pops
That's when I take off my sweet shirt
The tune changes then
Makes me feel old when I see the kids I babysat growing up with their kids....Also, yesterday taking my daughter to get her learning permit. [emoji15]
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When the hot women in playboy look like babies.
When you get done peeing, put it away and piss down your leg.
when you look at your hands and say those are dad's hands.
When you step into the shower and hang on the door so you don't slip and fall.
When you grow more hair in your ears then you do on your head.
when you finally grow up
I knew this guy , 10 years younger, who was constantly making old man jokes. Finally, I said, "I might be older than you, but you have a double chin and b itch tits and I dont". He didnt like that very much lol
Youre hair starts turning gray then it falls out lol There comes a time when you have to say screw it and just let it go gray. There comes a time when using just for men starts looking like shit, not that I would know lol