My buddy is a Broncos fan and had a party for the game (1st loss of the season) luckily the couple we don't like did not show! but we traded that for the guy who drinks too much and gets loud and said he could throw the ball better than peyton manning.
after the game my buddy asked him to crash in the spare bedroom. we were all saying our goodbyes. 9-10 beers and half a liter of jager meister and he wanted to drive home. ended up spilling out into the front yard. he is a big fellow and was throwing my buddy and another guy around. they fell backwards into a banana tree and knocking it over. smashed up the track lighting up the walkway and woke the neighborhood with swearing.
i looked at another guy who was standing there. we shrugged and went in to help subdue this guy. he had a hold of a large banana leaf and was swinging it like a weapon. i tripped him and he went down clutching the banana leaf. once we had dog piled him he started crying. he thought we were cops and he was getting another DWI.
he stopped fighting when Ben told him we were going to just give him a warning instead of a DWI but he had to take a ride home and we got off him. he pissed and shi* himself during the melee but calmed down. we got him in the back yard and he got his pants and underwear off and we hosed him down. water was COLD he didn't notice! he got a towel on him and my buddy and another guy said they would take him home now.
so i watch as this 6'4" 260# man wearing a tanktop, a small towel and carrying a beat up banana leaf get into the truck and drive off (he said he wanted to keep the leaf, we did not argue)
i asked the ladies to send me the vid. NOBODY TOOK A VID> in this day and age WTF
