HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR GYM CLOTHES ON,GET TO THE DOOR AND GO,I CAN'T,THEN GO BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MASTUBATE ?NOT JUST THAT ,BUT RATIONALIZE IT AS EXERCISE?
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HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR GYM CLOTHES ON,GET TO THE DOOR AND GO,I CAN'T,THEN GO BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MASTUBATE ?NOT JUST THAT ,BUT RATIONALIZE IT AS EXERCISE?
i have to do it before leg and back days so my legs dont crush my nuts. no kidding that is the truth. or if it is possible i try to get one in with the mrs early in the am so i dont have to do extra work haha
i beat off everyday lol, but dont claim it as exercise
when that happens i just tell myself "NO! NO!" and slap my hand as it reaches for the region of momentary High Intensity Training as i like to refer to it. i wont workout afterwards, just doze off into sleep.
I don't beat the bologna anymore its all washed up.
zoot told me he use to masturbate everyday.
that is, until he caught his hand cheating on him.
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yeah...my hand said no, but i knew it was lieing...playing hard to get.
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at heart, my hand is a real slut.
For anyone interested, there is a weekly 'sex without partners' club meeting at the civic center every wednesday night at 8:00.
free donuts and coffee.