Nothing We Wont Do For AmericanViking!

Like I told you I would, I passed the hat around so we could buy you a 2nd love doll but it came up light (dude, you need to make more friends). But fear not, vike man, we didn't come away from the all-night sex shop exactly empty handed. May not be what we had hoped for but I know you will like it none-the-less. Enjoy, my good friend....












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I know what you're thinking: 'Tex, why an inflatable goat?'

Well, because reals ones run away.



And get this, dude at Ernies All Night Sex Emporium threw in a can of helium....says it enhances the experience (goat pushes back harder).





AND, had enough money left over, even, to get you this -


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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU 2 LOVE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tex: 2

AmericanViking Dude: 1


...but who's counting

big bump

LMAO

I gotta tell ya Tex, I'm deeply moved by this random act of kindness. Really. I am. Not one but two wonderful gifts.
It may take some time but I'm sure I'll find a way to repay your thoughtfullness in kind!

And you know what they say about pay backs!

Oh, by the way Tex, I did some research for you on your 'goats run away' problem.
Seems if you put their feet in tall boots, they can't step high enough to get away.

There you go buddy, solution to your dates getting away.

And Tex go easy on them... their just innocent animals.

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Originally Posted by AmericanViking

I gotta tell ya Tex, I'm deeply moved by this random act of kindness. Really. I am. Not one but two wonderful gifts.
It may take some time but I'm sure I'll find a way to repay your thoughtfullness in kind!

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i have every confidence in the idea that you will find a way to 'repay' me.

i lie in bed awake at night thinking about it.

scary stuff.



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lol