Alabama night club pick up lines
>>1) Did you fart?
>>cuz you blew me away.
>>
>>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>>cuz ya sure are special.
>>
>>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
>>I can't hold it in.
>>
>>4) Do you have a library card?
>>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>>
>>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>>cuz I can see myself in em.
>>
>>6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
>>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>>
>>7) You might not be the best lookin here,
>>but beauty's only a light switch away.
>>
>>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>>Woman - "WHAT?"
>>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>>
>>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>>but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
>>
>>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>>I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>
>>11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
>>
>>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>>we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>
>>and.... the best for last!
>>
>>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I
>>think of it my nuts tighten up.
>
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^ hahaha I knew it was a great post when I saw the thread
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WHAT IF IVE USED 50% OF THOSE AND THEY WORKED? :)
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O2BESOHUGE
WHAT IF IVE USED 50% OF THOSE AND THEY WORKED? :)
Then u would be a redneck.
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Fine lines draw the line only in Bama !
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good stuff! i like the flintstone one the best
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AlmostThere
Then u would be a redneck.
LMAOL :funny: :thumb: :flirt:
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You know, I never heard ANYONE use that flinstone one in 10 years. This dude Terry I knew used it to pick up a girl I know. I was laughing so hard when she told me she fell for that crap. He also used this one 'My name's Bennit and I'm gonna get up in it" roflmao! Man, that brings back some good memories. LOL Oh, by the way, the dude who used that on the girl I know was a Doctor, go figure that one out. lol
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Oh yeah, the Fat Penguin one is hilarious! I could just imagine saying Fat Penguin and some chick going 'what did you say'....lmao!
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Holy cow ! those would get ya some split tail up here fer sure.
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thats funny i have used a couple of those to break the ice just being stupid!!!
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Uh Byron, we got the list from your wife....she said it was your best material.
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