Where the hell did that come from?

You guys ever wake up one morning and notice you have a cut or a bruise somewhere but have no idea how it got there? This morning I woke up and noticed this large bruise on my hip that I have no idea where it came from. It looks like whatever I did must of been real painful but I have no friggin clue. I went out drinkin a couple of nights a go and I am guessing thats when it happened but dont know for sure. This ever happen to you? I hate having a shitty memory, and when you add booze into the picture my memory gets even worse.

That just happened to me yesterday! my girl asked me what happened to my arm and I've been drilling my mind ever since! I too have a bad memory and like to drink so there's NO telling!

Hehe.. well sorta.

Yesterday I noticed the gf had some nasty bruises on her hips. I was all like "WTF happened to you"? Turns out she got them from some rough sex we had in the shower a day or 2 before. Whoops!

My friends reminded me about something stupid I did while drinking the other day that could of been the reason for this huge bruise on my hip. Two of my buddies decide that they are going to do some stupid drunken human tricks and leap over this wooden folding table. Both of them make it over and I decide to try, only I was unsuccessful. Landed right in the middle and broke the thing in half, now I owe the kid $45 for a new table. Drunken stupidity is sure stupid.

the boogey man comes in the night and sodomizes you and he is kinda rough. or you bumped something that didnt hurt.

Being sodomized by the boogey man, that makes perfect sense because not only did my hip have that black and blue but my ass was pretty sore as well.

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Originally posted by saturn
That happens to me all the time...I think during the full moon I turn into some sort of animal creature and roam the neighborhood eating stray cats or somthing.

That's the only thing I can come up with since I rairly drink.

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Exact same as Saturn, been going on my whole life.

Think it must be some vitamin deficiency, yet, since I take so many, who know's.

It use to be a mystery, now it's "whatever"